This is the update to the update…To the update. How many updates does it take to screw a light bulb? The answer is none! You know that’s impossible right? Updates…Don’t have hands. Ok. I’ll need someone stop me now. It’s for everyone’s safety. I can’t stop typing this nonsensical humor…. More
Year: 2018
LONDON BLOG PART 2
If you ask me what I want more right now: coffee or a holiday? Well,nothing would make me happier than a life time supply of Samosa. I also want a tattoo. Oh, and 5 million dollars because the government is adding 16% VAT on fuel. Please and thanks! These photos seem… More
LONDON BLOG Part 1
When my friends in London told me that summer is 30 degrees I was like ”As if!” Last time I checked, summer in the UK only goes up to maximum 23 degrees or so. It’s like someone telling you temperatures in Nairobi are -2 degrees. Quite unusual. Anyway, I packed… More
SO GRADUATION HAPPENED!
You’re looking at the newest graduate from the University of Essex!! Although they pronounced my second name and surname wrong…I wasn’t expecting them to get it right. They never do! But they got the Asian and Russian names right hahaha. How hard is it to pronounce Awuor Awino as opposed to Rozhdestvenskij… More
LIFE LATELY…
Our roads are flooded from here to heaven. I’m so happy I don’t have to pay to swim at Impala Sports Club anymore. The pool comes to me *Laughs in sarcasm* . I’m tapping away furiously at this keyboard as it rains outside. How is it possible that it can… More